Driver's License Lies and NSV's

For years I have been lying about my weight on my driver's license, probably since the first day I got it when I was 15-16. Tonight my lead foot got me in trouble and I was pulled over by a highway patrolman. Only got a warning ticket, which was awesome, and as I was reading over the ticket I had to smile when I saw my weight from my driver's license listed on the ticket, it was 250--a lie! But for the first time ever, my driver's license weight was too heavy compared to my actual weight. Hilarious! I have to renew it later this year, I hope for the first time in my life I will put my real weight on it and feel OK about that. There's a funny NSV for ya.